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What Is Your Inner Animal?

Five animals, chosen for behaviour rather than for how they look

4 min 10 questions

Most animal quizzes give you a majestic creature and a compliment. This one is built around actual animal behaviour - how they hunt, rest, socialise and handle a threat - which makes the results considerably less flattering and considerably more accurate.

Before you start There are no right answers. Pick what is usually true for you, not what sounds best.

None of these animals is the best one. Two of them are slightly embarrassing and both are good to be.

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What it measures

Your energy pattern, your social strategy and what you do when something goes wrong. Translated into animals for readability, and for sharing.

Possible results

The Fox

Quick, adaptable, and always aware of a second option

The Wolf

Everything you do, you do with reference to your people

The Owl

Still, quiet, and taking in far more than anyone realises

The Bear

Slow to move, impossible to move once you have

The Cat

Affectionate on your own terms, and the terms are not negotiable

Common questions

Is this about spirit animals?

No. Spirit animals are a specific idea with cultural and religious meaning in several indigenous traditions, and it is not ours to borrow. This test uses ordinary animal behaviour as a metaphor, nothing more.

Why is there no lion or eagle?

Because everybody wants those and nobody learns anything. The five here were picked because each one has a real behavioural pattern with a genuine downside, which is what makes a result worth reading.

An honest note This one is for fun. Enjoy it, share it, but do not plan your life around it.